Loves a chicken korma
But hates the hands that cook it
Pinch a cheeky bottom
Says there's never harm in looking (come on love)
Take him anywhere
And you'll regret you ever took him
Away to Spain again
The lads just made a cheeky booking (wahey)
Shout at locals
Drunken scuffling
He's always right
And nobody can tell him nothing (nah)
Dancing round the room
Look at how his feet are shuffling (look at him go)
As he makes obnoxious phone calls
Tryna get the drugs in

What d'you reckon?
One or two?
Get a few?
What's the plan?
Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Sunday roast
Choking down some gammon (yum)
All these rules, things he can't say
He just can't understand them (uh-huh)
Misses the days when he could count
On Clarkson, May and Hammond
Now its only mediocre gear
That he can get his hands on (wahey)
Past the queen
On the way up his nose
Dearest old Elizabeth
May god save her soul
Said the fabric of this country
Consists of silk and gold (it does)
Who cares if it was stolen?
You should just ignore the holes

Now what d'you reckon?
One or two?
Get a few? (pay attention mate)
What's the plan?
Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah he's a man (yeah yeah)
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You know, a proper man
A proper manly man (a real one, a real one)
Yeah, yeah, he's a man (yeah)
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You know, a proper man
A proper manly man

Yeah he's a man
'Till you say something he don't like
Then all his toys are out the pram
But that's a man, innit?
Yeah that's a man, I think?
He's a proper manly man
You know, a proper man
A proper manly man
The g-spot don't exist mate that's just feminist propaganda

Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah he's a man
Yeah he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand