Here we go

It's the intro, stay for the show
We got an unsuspecting victim, here we go
You might be safe, you might be not
It's April Fools, so like it or not

Who gives a f- how cruel?
Laughter's the golden rule
It doesn't matter if you're sad or mad
That's just too bad

Sugar for salt, ketchup for jam
You're in a pickle, say cheese for the cam (cheese!)
You might be safe, you might be not
It's April Fools, so like it or--

Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha, ha

Who gives a f- how cruel?
Laughter's the golden rule
It doesn't matter if you're sad or mad
That's just too bad
You should see your face, that look of disgrace
Anger can't erase a pie in your face
Here comes the outro, you can't leave the show
Doesn't matter if you're sad or mad
That's just too bad

Don't lose your cool, with a foam filled shoe
Or rubber snakes crawling all through the room
You might be safe, you might be not
It's April Fools, and this trick's got a plot

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha

Dear listener, can I let you in on a secret?
This song's a Rickroll and the best one yet
Gonna give you up, gonna let you down
And I'm about to run you around
Gonna make you cry, gonna say goodbye
Maybe I'll hurt you and tell you a lie
You might be safe, you might be not
It's April Fools, so like it or not