T-t-t-testing
This stupid microphone
I like it nice and loud to take the comfort from your home
Oh, does it scare you, yeah?
A controversial tone
But wasn't that the fucking point of punk rock 'n roll?

She's such a stupid girl
With all her stupid songs
She thinks she's punk rock 'n roll

T-t-t-testing
This stupid world I know
I cannot quite believe something quite as terrible
It's all so boring, yeah
On safe rock radio
I got more punk rock in my frilly dresses

She's such a stupid girl
What does she even know?
About the punk rock 'n roll

They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care, no
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care

That they hate me (oh, oh)
It's in the back of their mind (oh, oh)
And they hate me (oh, oh)
And they think I'm unkind, why?

Yeah
Have you made a girl scream like that?
Can you make a girl scream like that?

No, she's such a stupid girl
With all her stupid songs
She thinks she's punk rock 'n, rock 'n, rock 'n roll

She's such a stupid girl
What does she even know?
About the punk rock 'n roll

(Oh, oh)
And I'm not the best (oh, oh)
And I must confess (oh, oh)
That I'm not punk at all, no