This is how it all ends
Tell your guinea pig friends
That this man can't be ignored
Don't step back on your word
We all know what we heard
Now swallow that damn sword

'Cause San Zenith's a man
And July's got a plan
And MC is OP
Let's repeat Season 3

When Huk tells you to hush
You just 4 Warpgate Rush
Keep trying, Leenock
There's still cans to crush

Canadian bred
The stats in his head, making me insane
The patch notes tell of "Nerfed Colossus"?
Here it goes again!

A-R-T-O-S-I-S
Rollin' like a god-damn Baneling nest
Strollin' 'cause he rocks that PvZ
Ballin' when he casts on GomTV

GSL he's MVP
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
Bam! Tastosis every day!

It's utterly tasteful
How you make me feel
And your wordplay and haircut would make young girls squeal
Here's the deal,
We won't call you mermaid
The day Idra types "GG well played"

We all love MKP
And that baller Nestea
It's a shame bit by bit
Isn't on TV

When life deals you some fruit
You make "Virus shake"
The up and down's too much for me to take

The casting Archon
It goes on and on, making me insane
The patch notes say "Queens cost no supply"?
Here it goes again

(My life for)

A-R-T-O-S-I-S
Rollin' like a god-damn Baneling nest
Strollin' 'cause he rocks that PvZ
Ballin' when he casts on GomTV

(GSL, baby)
GSL he's MVP
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
Bam! Tastosis every day!

A-R-T-O-S-I-S
I'm rollin' like a god-damn Baneling nest
Strollin' 'cause he rocks that PvZ
I'm ballin' when he casts on GomTV

GSL he's MVP
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
Bam! Tastosis every day!