She was the image of my fantasies (yeah) Long hair, purple eyes And two big pointy ears! The Dwarven ale's on me And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully Now I didn't expect what I heard next Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks She said Hey bitch, what's up? You look kinda girl that could gimme that good long SUCC And I don't need first name basis Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round a third and fourth bases' Well, what the hell? She got my mindfucked like Galadriel! And I can see that we're thirsty Call it intuition, but it ain't just the glasses that's dirty And I was bridal carried upstairs And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs (yeah) So here's a little secret to this Elves are quick to recognise lewdness WE'RE SHAMELESS Ooh, I love it all You might think I'm kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE'RE SHAMELESS Stacy's mom can join in too That's right I delight in being lewd Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name It's Aranei Ok, that's a lovely name but- My name's Kaleina! That's also a lovely name Wait, why did you two get here?! Aranei and Kaleina You don't have to explain I know exactly what you're doing But how far ahead did plan all of the screwing?! Pfft, cut that pussy shit Get up on that pussy, bitch Call me mistress like you know that you're working it YES MISS Put the collar on and pose One bitch boy and two elf hoes Well, what the hell? We got this far so we might as well And things were getting kinda kinky Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi Imagine the scene, Three bodies all together, me in between (yeah) Pressing up against my body HOLD UP That's a little bigger than I was expecting Which one of us are you using that on?! WE'RE SHAMELESS Ooh, I love it all You might think I'm kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE'RE SHAMELESS Stacy's mom can join in too You gotta love those MILF's, man I delight in being lewd If you're into it, just be into it We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no If you're into it, just be into it We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no If you're into it, just be into it We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no If you're into it, just be into it We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no We don't kink shame, no If you're into it, just be into it No, I won't say I'm sorry For liking lewd elf girls and futanari (yeah) You ready to go again, Kiddo? Yes, indeed I am! Oh, boy!