She was the image of my fantasies (yeah)
Long hair, purple eyes
And two big pointy ears!

The Dwarven ale's on me
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully
Now I didn't expect what I heard next
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks
She said

Hey bitch, what's up?
You look kinda girl that could gimme that good long SUCC
And I don't need first name basis
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round a third and fourth bases'
Well, what the hell?
She got my mindfucked like Galadriel!
And I can see that we're thirsty
Call it intuition, but it ain't just the glasses that's dirty

And I was bridal carried upstairs
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs (yeah)
So here's a little secret to this
Elves are quick to recognise lewdness

WE'RE SHAMELESS
Ooh, I love it all
You might think I'm kinda crass
But baby, you can kiss my ass!
WE'RE SHAMELESS
Stacy's mom can join in too
That's right
I delight in being lewd

Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name
It's Aranei
Ok, that's a lovely name but-
My name's Kaleina!
That's also a lovely name
Wait, why did you two get here?!

Aranei and Kaleina
You don't have to explain
I know exactly what you're doing
But how far ahead did plan all of the screwing?!
Pfft, cut that pussy shit
Get up on that pussy, bitch
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it
YES MISS
Put the collar on and pose
One bitch boy and two elf hoes
Well, what the hell?
We got this far so we might as well
And things were getting kinda kinky
Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi

Imagine the scene,
Three bodies all together, me in between (yeah)
Pressing up against my body
HOLD UP
That's a little bigger than I was expecting
Which one of us are you using that on?!

WE'RE SHAMELESS
Ooh, I love it all
You might think I'm kinda crass
But baby, you can kiss my ass!
WE'RE SHAMELESS
Stacy's mom can join in too
You gotta love those MILF's, man
I delight in being lewd

If you're into it, just be into it

We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
If you're into it, just be into it

We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
If you're into it, just be into it

We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
If you're into it, just be into it

We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
We don't kink shame, no
If you're into it, just be into it

No, I won't say I'm sorry
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari (yeah)

You ready to go again, Kiddo?
Yes, indeed I am!
Oh, boy!