Everything in moderation Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Keep my vices on rotation I don't swallow, I'm just tastin' I'm a hot mess in a sun dress Let me confess too many problems Couldn't solve 'em with the excess And you know I tried When you're face down, black and blue When the party's over and it's just you When there's fuckin' nothin' left to lose Shit, that's when it hit me Everything in moderation Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Keep my vices on rotation I don't swallow, I'm just tastin' Ah, ah, ah, ah Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Ah, ah, ah, ah everything in moderation I been chasin' meanin', chasin' feelin' Wastin' life away with wicked highs You can fuck me, but don't fuck with me I fiend enough to last a couple lives When you're face down, black and blue When the party's over and it's just you When there's fuckin' nothin' left to lose Shit, that's when it hit me Everything in moderation Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Keep my vices on rotation I don't swallow, I'm just tastin' Ah, ah, ah, ah Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Ah, ah, ah, ah everything in moderation Had to learn the hard way Between a rock and a hard place Like Marilyn on a Monday Some like it hot in the worst way Did I have too much fun? Shit, that's when it hit me Everything in moderation Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Keep my vices on rotation I don't swallow, I'm just tastin' Ah, ah, ah, ah Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Ah, ah, ah, ah everything in moderation Everything in moderation Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Keep my vices on rotation I don't swallow, I'm just tastin' Ah, ah, ah, ah Drugs, sex, gin, and masturbation Ah, ah, ah, ah everything in moderation