[00:00.70] Me like to go...
[00:02.17] Down to the church...
[00:03.98] And drinks hims holy water...
[00:07.91] But I don't like it...
[00:09.77] The... priest don't like it...
[00:12.30] But me can't seem to help it.
[00:16.25] Sail away-o... away-o...
[00:20.24] Me live me life free like a birdie...
[00:23.95] 'cause me likes to sing...
[00:25.97] Me likes what me do... and me can't seem to help it...
[00:31.77] ***
[00:33.64] I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys...
[00:35.47] Ooh ooh ooh ooh... ooh... ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... ooh...
[00:37.87] I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today...
[00:42.08] Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ... ooh...
[00:45.33] I saw the giraffe... but he didn't make any sounds...
[00:49.63] ***
[00:50.98] Sometimes me bad...
[00:52.06] I forgot the words, um... oooh...
[00:56.22] We're... going on a field trip...
[01:00.17] a field trip... a field trip...
[01:02.32] a field trip... a field trip...
[01:03.96] a field trip... a field trip...
[01:05.70] a field trip... a field trip...
[01:07.47] Mr. Laurie's gonna be there too...
[01:16.63] Mr. Harry, he drives the big van...
[01:20.76] ***
[01:21.66] Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss...
[01:24.61] Pull him Jesus from the cross...
[01:27.09] Touch me thing... thing...
[01:30.43] Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today...
[01:35.52] I think me turned twenty two today...
[01:38.77] And some... body gave me a present...
[01:43.02] And me turned twenty-two today...
[01:46.63] But they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell
[01:51.34] ***
[01:53.03] And the milkman came...
[01:56.49] The milkman came, and he tooks him fish...
[02:00.39] He tooks him fish, now me cryin'... me cryin'...
[02:05.89] Him milkman made me cry...
[02:09.76] ***
[02:11.66] Then the mailman came...
[02:14.23] Make me peepee on the floor...
[02:15.64] Hide me sandwich in me drawers...
[02:18.44] Uh... Hit my head against the door...
[02:20.92] Get something to drink...
[02:22.87] ***
[02:23.38] Me likes to go...
[02:24.30] Down to the park...
[02:25.64] And takes him nuts from him squirrels...
[02:29.20] ***
[02:29.87] And... you know what time it is...
[02:31.67] It's the closet for me... it's the closet for me...
[02:34.77] Him so dark me cannot see...
[02:38.78] It's the closet for me... the closet for me...
[02:41.63] Mr. Harry says that will teach me...
[02:45.60] No I don't wanna do the special olympics one...
[02:47.53] ***
[02:48.10] My friend's... the seat on my toilet... And he always seems to shout at me... Ooh-hoo mister, don't you pee on me...
[03:00.32] When I'm shitting it's a totally different story... Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind... He's not afraid of my... fat behind...
[03:15.93] ***
[03:17.04] And on the unfortunate occasion...
[03:22.04] When I miss the bowl and pee on him... Lets me off with a smile and a warning...
[03:28.81] Don't do it again...
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