The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me

Yeah
I feel it in my gut, yeah
The media just fucks with me
Headline: "We’re dead"
Won't leave this bed
Life is over, over, over
Come on, yeah
It's just my little luck (Just my little luck)
This virus got us stuck inside
Headline, haven’t read
Alone in bed
Please come over, over, over

Is this really it?
Am I gonna die?
I'm not even 25
Social distancing is fine
But you're the exception
I guess that


The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)
The grocery stores are all empty
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
Come over, and quarantine with me

I need some toilet paper
'Cause the shit I'm spittin' water
I need forty acres
Keep the zombies off my lawn
You better warn the neighbors
To stop peeping in my windows
’Cause we’re laying with some pillows
Fully naked watching Office
Skip the doctor's office come and make some brunch, mmm
I stocked my pantry up with berries cap’n crunch, mmm
I heard the surgeon general, said we shouldn't touch
But it's just us, it's just us
It’s a must (What?)

Is this really it?
Am I gonna die?
I'm not even 25
Social distancing is fine
But you're the exception
I guess that


The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)
The grocery stores are all empty
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
Come over, and quarantine with me

Yeah, I heard there's a way to describe it
Absolutely, the Major here wants the entire town
To soak working
Come over