Agh!
There's nothing I hate more than a home recording (Agh!)
There's nothing to enjoy about a home recording (Agh!)
There's nothing we hate more than this home recording
So we

Hope that you enjoy (Ahaha, ohhh)
Our home recording
'Cos there's nothing to enjoy about this home recording
Yeah we hope that you just love
Our little home recording (And then let's do this...)
'Cos there's nothing we hate more
Than this home recording (I can't hear myself!)

Yeah we hope, we hope, we hope (Aghhh! Aghhh!)
That you don't think it's boring (Aghhh! Aghhh!)
Yeah we hope, we hope, we hope (Aghhh!)
That it just sends you soaring
Yeah we hope, we hope, it's good at night and in the morning

'Cos there's nothing to enjoy about this home recording

I wanna do that one again, I don't want that one on there
Stop it, they don't play it