Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha

You thought it was joke
And so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laughed
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And, and, and, and, and, and-
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, haha

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds, huh?
Well you just wait they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt

And, and-
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away
They're coming to take me away