Excuse me?
Excu-, excuse me?
E-excuse me?
Shut the fuck up!

No real fans, empty set at the festival
All these boys in bands just draining their testicles
Sick set, you're the best (Bro, can I feel you flex?)
I like your gear, who's your tech? (Bro, I'm so good at sex)

Sorry I'm here, I'll get outta the way
I've been feeling like a third the whole fucking day
Two dudes in a room, they pretend I'm not here
Introduce 'em to a woman and the vibes get weird

Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation
Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation

He's in a local band (have you checked his rig?)
He's in a local band (yeah, they're getting pretty big)
He's in a local band (the scene's not ready for this shit)
He's in a local band (Are you here for the gig?)

Yes, I have a pass
I'm on the bill, I'm at the top (I'm Scene Queen!)
I sold it out, they never will
But here they come, they're sounding off (Stop!)
Against my will they're jacking off
About to pop (No!)
(not until I say so)

Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation
Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation

Don't compliment me, I'll cum

Sorry I'm here, I'll get outta the way
I've been feeling like a third the whole fucking day
Two dudes in a room, they pretend I'm not here
Introduce 'em to woman and the vibes get weird

Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation
Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation
All the circle jerks get into formation

Mu-mu-mu-mu-