[00:00.83] A head on the screen seemed desperately keen
[00:04.48] On selling me graphics instead of a game
[00:08.05] I felt like a cog in a market machine
[00:11.73] Trying to stay excited for all this shame
[00:15.17] Then he came
[00:17.08] Like a straight piece in Tetris
[00:19.35] Like Moltres you've caught at your door
[00:22.66] And I watched him in awe, feeling deep to the core
[00:27.06] 'Cause I'm not alone anymore
[00:30.65] A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
[00:34.56] All purple and fluffy, please take me inside
[00:38.52] They're swirling and laughing, awakening my mind
[00:42.39] 'Cause I am breathtaking tonight
[00:47.03] A million souls live in fantasy worlds
[00:52.35] Accustomed to lies and depression
[00:56.14] The minute he showed them he's one of their own
[01:00.28] He made every gamer feel special
[01:03.63] As he came
[01:05.72] Like a bubble of air
[01:07.74] Right there when you nearly drowned
[01:11.01] The whole planet revolves around him 'cause it knows
[01:15.28] No matter what, he'll be around
[01:19.07] A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
[01:23.22] All purple and fluffy, please take us inside
[01:26.83] We'll burn any city, just say it's alright
[01:30.72] 'Cause we are breathtaking tonight
[01:35.11] If I get shattered in fragments of blue
[01:38.69] He'd pass me a warm sweater and get me a brew
[01:42.51] He'd say, "It gets better!" and I know it's true
[01:46.53] Keanu, I matter to you
[01:50.17] A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
[01:53.95] All purple and fluffy, please take us inside
[01:57.92] We'll burn any city, just say it's alright
[02:01.62] 'Cause we are breathtaking tonight
[02:05.48] Yeah, we are breathtaking tonight
[02:09.79] We're all breathtaking tonight
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