[00:00.28] Is this what you've been waiting for?
[00:01.94] Say, "One, two and four"
[00:04.83] 
[00:12.44] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:14.19] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:16.29] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[00:18.25] Guess what comes after
[00:20.34] Hi again, I'm Gabe N
[00:21.91] A fan of shooters, wizard of computers and a handsome man
[00:24.23] (Your grandfather used to blather 'bout him a thousand years ago)
[00:28.06] Wasn't easy keeping busy
[00:29.55] Every season brings another reason not to make a game
[00:32.26] (Oh, why bother, just another wasted day in the studio)
[00:35.60] I had it all but tried new things, true
[00:37.66] It didn't get us very far
[00:39.61] Between controllers and machines you
[00:41.59] Still picked a rusty old crowbar
[00:43.86] Nobody sees beyond my sharming self
[00:45.78] A soul that's never truly free
[00:47.67] So, just for once, forget the summer sale
[00:49.52] And give it up for Half-Life, Alyx
[00:52.02] The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money
[00:55.97] Has not been oiled for years
[00:59.86] We didn't even hope to see it running
[01:04.04] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:05.96] But now you're bound to learn how to
[01:08.01] This time you're bound to count to three
[01:10.06] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:12.29] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:13.87] (You're bound to count to one, two)
[01:15.75] (Guess what's coming after)
[01:17.93] Well, here we are again
[01:20.14] Except we're long forgotten
[01:21.90] My circuits niggling up and down my spine
[01:25.88] He said it's worth the wait
[01:27.84] His weight keeps pressing harder
[01:30.09] But Alyx gave us hope we'll rise and shine
[01:33.83] For soulless card games and hardware releases
[01:37.78] The light's been turning green
[01:41.71] Life gave you lemons, take them out the freezer
[01:45.66] This time you're bound to learn how to
[01:47.85] This time you're bound to learn how to
[01:49.86] This time you're bound to count
[01:50.92] The numbers are intimidating
[01:53.25] It's hard to give a fresh new start
[01:55.13] When everyone's anticipating
[01:57.02] Another masterpiece of art
[01:59.14] If this machine keeps playing dead
[02:00.60] We may end up on the other side
[02:03.00] So hold on to all your hats
[02:04.41] Let's show 'em a triple-A done right
[02:07.52] The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money
[02:11.53] But after many years
[02:15.79] We can't believe the engine started running
[02:19.18] This time he's bound to count to three
[02:23.17] Full steam ahead, we'll end this idle running
[02:27.25] Let's give the valve a spin!
[02:31.40] We've got some work to do, so take this, honey
[02:35.13] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:37.24] This time you're bound to learn how to
[02:39.37] This time you're bound to count to three
[02:43.37] 
[02:54.89] Thank you and have fun
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