He's too damn slow yeah even for a fox
He's scared of Koopa shells and Question Blocks
Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But its not easy being loved the most

No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green
(Mama mia, id kill myself.)
And Segas blue like all the coolest things
(Haha, like me.)
Who else would make a barrel swing
Who else would date a Koopa queen
The burden falls on hero's of the screen. (Wahoo!)
Fuck it!

Ready, player two, ready, ready, player, player two!
Ready, player two, ready, ready, player, player two!
Its time to raise my voice
Its time to make some noise
Cause I'm a second choice, I'm just a second choice
So long protagonist, You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees, I'm pressing start now

When his baby in trouble, Im running