[00:02.82] Every Squirtle is eventually a Blastoise
[00:05.24] Every Sony game is going to get an unmastered remaster
[00:07.30] See the planet turning fast
[00:08.40] Every mascot is gonna pass its intended path
[00:10.32] Nothing ever gonna last
[00:11.32] But I'm not afraid to end up on a shelf
[00:13.13] I'll get to see you through my every fabric self
[00:14.89] Perceiving every hug oh god it's such a rush
[00:16.98] I'm gonna turn myself into a-
[00:18.17] Marketable Plush
[00:19.85] (Marketable Plush) Squeeze me and hug me and give me a kiss
[00:23.71] (Marketable Plush) Let's play with your dog, yeah I'm taking that risk
[00:27.74] (Marketable Plush) But there is one line that you don't want to cross
[00:31.64] (Marketable Plush) Put me in the jar and I'm calling the cops
[00:34.77] Only three weeks 'till I'm off the product list
[00:36.90] You don't want to miss
[00:37.79] I just really want to exist
[00:38.71] So order me please
[00:39.70] Set me free of my conviction of a fictional life
[00:41.67] In the description you can find the link and press it
[00:43.95] Take me home tonight
[00:44.89] I can relieve your stress if you just hold me tight
[00:46.90] I can be your best friend, I can be your crush
[00:48.63] I'll be your own professor as a-
[00:49.80] Marketable Plush
[00:52.86] Squeeze me and hug me and give me a kiss
[00:54.59] (Marketable Plush, Marketable-)
[00:56.57] Share me with your sibling I'm taking that risk (What!?)
[00:59.99] (Marketable Plush) Don't try to undress me I'm one with my suit
[01:03.04] (Nani!?)
[01:04.30] I'm gonna protest and possibly sue
[01:08.22] (Switch!)
[01:11.09] Squeeze me and hug me and give me a- (BEEP)
[01:14.52] Share me with your sibling I'm taking that risk
[01:18.52] Don't try to undress me I'm one with my suit
[01:22.20] I'm gonna protest and possibly sue
[01:38.63] (Oh yeah, we're getting out of the classroom with this one)
[01:42.86] 