Stay alive Stay alive I have never seen the General so despondent I have taken over writing all his correspondence Congress writes: George, attack the British forces I shoot back: We have resorted to eating our horses Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance They only take British money So sing a song o' sixpence! The cavalry's not coming But sir! Alex, listen, there's only one way for us to win this Provoke outrage, outright That's right Don't engage, strike by night Remain relentless 'til their troops take flight Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight (uh-huh) Outrun (outrun) Outlast (outlast) Hit 'em quick, get out fast (chick-a-blast) Stay alive until this horror show is past We're gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast (Raise a glass) I go back to New York and my apprenticeship I ask for French aid, I pray that France has sent a ship I stay at work with Hamilton, we write essays against slavery And ev'ry day's a test of our comraderie and bravery We cut supply lines, we steal contraband We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand And every day: Sir, entrust me with a command! And every day: No He dismisses me out of hand (Stay alive) Instead of me he promotes Charles Lee Makes him second in command (I'm a general, weeee!) Yeah He's not the choice I would've gone with He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth Everyone attack! (Retreat!) Attack! (Retreat!) What are you doing Lee? Get back on your feet! But there's so many of them! I'm sorry, is this not your speed? Hamilton! Ready sir Have Lafayette take the lead! Yes sir A thousand soldiers die in a hundred-degree heat As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat Charles Lee was left behind without a pot to piss in He started saying this to anybody who would listen: Washington can not be left alone to his devices Indecisive from crisis to crisis The best thing he can do for the Revolution Is turn and go back to planting tobacco in Mount Vernon Don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong But sir! We have a war to fight, let's move along Strong words from Lee, someone oughtta hold him to it I can't disobey direct orders Then I'll do it Alexander, you're the closest friend I've got Laurens, do not throw away your shot