The election of 1800 Can we get back to politics, please Yo, every action has an equal opposite reaction John Adams shat the bed I love the guy but he's in traction Poor Alexander Hamilton, he is missing in action So now I'm facing Aaron Burr, with his own faction He's very attractive in the North, New Yorkers like his chances He's not very forthcoming on any particular stances Ask him a question, he glances off, he obfuscates, he dances And they say I'm a Francophile At least they know I know where France is Thomas, that's the problem See, they see Burr as a less extreme you Huh? You need to change course A key endorsement could redeem you Who did you have in mind? Don't laugh Who is it? You used to work on the same staff Whaaat? It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side Talk less! (Burr) Smile more! (Burr) Don't let them know what you're against or what your for (Burr) Shake hands with him! (Burr) Charm her! (Burr) It's 1800! Ladies, tell your husbands, vote for Burr! I don't like Adams Well, he's gonna lose, that's just defeatist And Jefferson? In love with France Yeah, he's so elitist I like that Aaron Burr I can't believe we're here with him He seems approachable Like you could grab a beer with him Dear Mr. Hamilton Your fellow Federalists would like to know how you'll be voting It's quiet uptown Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn't stand a chance, so who are you promoting? It's quiet uptown Jefferson or Burr? (Jefferson or Burr?) We know it's lose-lose Jefferson or Burr? (Jefferson or Burr?) But if you had to choose Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn't stand a chance, so who are you promoting? But if you had to choose? Well, if it isn't Aaron Burr, sir Alexander! You've created quite a stir, sir I'm going door to door! You're openly campaigning? Sure! That's new Honestly, it's kinda draining Burr? Sir? Is there anything you wouldn't do? No, I'm chasing what I want And you know what? What? I learned that from you If you had to choose, if you had to choose It's a tie If you had to choose, if you had to choose It's up to the delegates If you had to choose, if you had to choose It's up to Hamilton If you had to choose Jefferson or Burr? (Jefferson or Burr?) Choose, choose, choose Yo (Oh!) The people are asking to hear my voice (Oh!) The country is facing a difficult choice (Oh!) But if you were to ask me, who is promote? (Oh!) Jefferson has my vote (Oh!) I have never agreed with Jefferson once (Oh!) We have fought on like 75 different fronts (Oh!) But when all is said and all is done Jefferson has beliefs, Burr has none Well, I'll be damned Well, I'll be damned Hamilton's on your side Well, I'll be damned Well, I'll be damned And? You won in a landslide Congrats on a race well run I did give you a fight Uh huh I look forward to our partnership Our partnership? As your Vice President Hahahaha, yeah right You hear this guy? Man openly campaigns against me Talkin' 'bout "I look forward to our partnership" It is crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be Vice President Ooh, you know what? We can change that! You know why! Why? 'Cause I'm the President Burr, when you see Hamilton Thank him for the endorsement